desert eagle

Often contracted to "Deagle" (pronounced like "beagle"), this red-giant motherfucker of a gun is aggrandized by rappers, movies, and video games. Pimply-faced fans of said rappers, movies, and video games often praise this generally impractical penis extension. It is availible in .357 auto, .44 auto, and .50 Action Express. Approximately .17 KG empty, the Eagle, manufactured by Magnum Research, is the most powerful semiautomatic handgun availible. Instead of traditional blowback operation, the Deagle is gas operated, a la the M-16, AKM-47, G3, MP5, etc. The weapon is knowing to "stovepipe", when the slide/bolt assembly snaps back and forth so quickly and with so much force that the ejecting shell casing gets caught in the top of the slide and is subsequently crushed, jamming the weapon.

"Yo bitch, I fucked some muthafucka up with ma deagle, bitch.

Shut the hell up, you've never shot a gun, let alone a desert eagle."

by James Bell April 24, 2006

desert dick

A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desert

man that dudes a desert dick he hasnt got pussy for years

by captain love April 1, 2009

Combing The Desert

The act of taking a very large comb and running it through the desert.

"We're following orders, he said to comb the desert, so we're combing the desert."

by Trauwyn June 10, 2005

desert eagle

Any artillery piece of a size suitable for holding and firing with one hand. Originally referred to a gas-operated pistol marketed by Magnum Research and made by Israel Military Industries, the term is now applied by the general gun-ignorant public to any really mean and scary looking pistol.

That frigging Desert Eagle could knock down a 747 from two miles away.

by Lior Bar-On June 18, 2004

desert crabs

Pubic crabs living on shaved skin

My, what a large infestation of desert crabs you have!

by Anthony Michaels July 14, 2006

Desert Lights

A story told in the Australian outback to mislead tourists and gullible fools into believing the desert has atmospheric phenomenon similar to the higher latitude Aurora Borealis and Aurora Australis occurring close to earths magnetic poles. Usually followed by an elaborate story of how they saw them once and if you are lucky and vigilant in observation you may be witness them also.

"Fuck off John, how stupid do you think we are? The desert lights are about as real as your supermodel girlfriend no one has ever met or seen. We don't have time for your bullshit stories today."

by Jay2367 May 10, 2019

desert duo

grian and scars duo name :D the skrunkliest guys ever

person 1: " what is desert duo?"
person 2: "grian and scars duo name of course!"
person 3: "OH YEAH!! the skrunkly minecraft guys!"

by cloudsofcherry January 18, 2022