Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

by Cement hooch May 20, 2017

School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.

Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"

by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022

A hooch is another word for a vape

“Yo bob pass the hooch”
“Ok man”

Men or women who wear the shortest shorts possible in an effort to air out the gooch/ perineum and attract sexual desire.

Look at that hooch magooch are they even wearing underwear?

by MBurgh June 12, 2025