honkey dick

Honkey dick means that you have a little or ugly (or both) dick.

Hey ladies! "Yeah?" Hey ladies! "Yeah?" Do you want a guy with an average dick? "Hell no!" "Honkey dick!"

by Papi Chulo 1973 December 11, 2017

honkey or honkette

Racist word towards white people

That honkeys finer than a mutha*ucker

by D-Bo May 25, 2004

honkey stomp

The redneck version of a curb stomp, with or without the curb. It's when a white male leaps in the air and stomps on another persons head with both feet. Usually its a colored person who is getting the shit stomped out of them.

That nagger broke in to Jerimias trailer and stole his boots. He's is gonna honkey stomp his head in when he finds that spook.

by Bendiesel September 27, 2005

Honkey-Dory

adjective - Slang

When too many white guys (or douche bags) are standing around idiotically in a group and your okay with that

Look at those stupid frat guys over there trying to start a fight club"..."Dude ignore em, everything's Honkey-Dory."

by goes2eleven July 18, 2010

Honkey

Ho fucker. Derived from two parts: Ho and Donkey. In the radio edit of the song 'Fire Water Burn' by the Bloodhound Gang 'fucker' is changed to 'Eeyore'. Eeyore is a donkey. Therefore donkey means fucker.

'Felicity, you honkey!'

by poopyface August 31, 2006

Schrodinger's Honkey

When asians are only POCs when it benefits other POCs.

News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."

Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"

Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."

by GenderDysphoriaIsAnIllness May 4, 2021

mountain honkey

Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members

That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me

by CM68W January 5, 2017