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Handbag cactus

A cactus you carry around in your handbag and take it out when you need it.
Guy 1: Hey man, you got any cacti on you? I left mine at home?
Guy 2: Yeah sure, I always got a handbag cactus with me. Careful with the thorns though. *unzips handbag*
Guy 1: Thanks man!
by Slim_smiple May 17, 2025
mugGet the Handbag cactusmug.

wellington handbag

the act or act of slapping a womens' face with your penis until it bruises, then taking her to wellington nz buying her a handbag with a hole in it and her giving you a blowy whilst performing the same act
hey gerrard i just wellington handbagged your mum and sister

so thats why you were away for 12 days

yep
by tomcollins10166 November 22, 2010
mugGet the wellington handbagmug.

Gucci handbag

Sexual act: licking the gooch (taint) on a man.

See Netflix comedy London Hughes: To Catch A Dick.
Mate, she gave me a Gucci handbag during a blowjob last night.
by moobs September 7, 2021
mugGet the Gucci handbagmug.

Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)
bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"
by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016
mugGet the Fart in a handbagmug.

Handbagged

When the testicals are victoriously placed into the hand of a defeated foe
RJ- Yo B-randon you ever handbagged anyone on halo
B- Um, no the fuck is that?
R- it's like teabagging only on there hand
B- really? XD that's funny
R- yea i took a picture when i did it in your sleep! XD
B- 0.o
by A guy with pubic hair November 17, 2010
mugGet the Handbaggedmug.

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