Personal Handbag

When you used to be a prince in the British Royal family and everyone loved you until you got Markled by your wife and now she acts like she’s more important than you and you act like her servant and the lesser of the 2

Awww look he’s her personal handbag I can’t believe he used to be a prince she acts like she’s the blood Royal lol

by Megxit crybabies March 12, 2021

Gucci handbag

Sexual act: licking the gooch (taint) on a man.

See Netflix comedy London Hughes: To Catch A Dick.

Mate, she gave me a Gucci handbag during a blowjob last night.

by moobs September 7, 2021

Handbag

When you like a girl but she doesn't know it and your in the friendzone. She confides in you. You hang out. Party. You're an accessory.

I liked the girl and we hung out a lot but I was always her handbag when we'd go out and she'd talk about other guys. She didn't know I was into her though, I kept it platonic.

by Lilbeau July 29, 2017

Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)

bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"

by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016

Handbagged

When the testicals are victoriously placed into the hand of a defeated foe

RJ- Yo B-randon you ever handbagged anyone on halo
B- Um, no the fuck is that?
R- it's like teabagging only on there hand
B- really? XD that's funny
R- yea i took a picture when i did it in your sleep! XD
B- 0.o

by A guy with pubic hair November 17, 2010