An ugly and retarded person as told in a cruel way. As explained by Billy Brown in Buffalo '66 to his friend.
(Excerpt from Buffalo '66)
(Talking to friend on the phone that insists people call him Rocky instead of Goon)
Billy Brown: You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you.
(Talking to friend on the phone that insists people call him Rocky instead of Goon)
Billy Brown: You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you.
by Daniel M. M. June 16, 2006
Get the goonmug. by Neeko April 26, 2004
Get the goonemug. When used by a girl in reference to a cute guy who is teasing her, "goon" ironically adopts an endearing connotation. In such a context, "goon" is synonymous to "goofball." It certain scenarios it can be indicative of romantic interest.
by ThatFishWhoDatedJulia July 20, 2020
Get the Goonmug. Hired thug, also could used to describe a person who does stupid things/says stupid things that are funny.
by Snowboardguy15 June 21, 2015
Get the Goonmug. by Jim Nunan January 12, 2004
Get the goonmug. A group of indescript people who are ordered around, or look up to an individual (Goon/s). Can also be used to describe a person who is sociall inadequate. Lastly, a colloquial term for hired thugs/goons.
I'll get my goons to come to the party, you getting your cronies?
Look at that goon over there, he's such a loser...
Some goons broke johnny's legs!
Look at that goon over there, he's such a loser...
Some goons broke johnny's legs!
by Ivory Dragon May 7, 2005
Get the Goonmug. -$7.50 worth of wine, in a box, With a taste equivalent to shit.
-Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia.
-Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of bundaberg rum -which is liquid gold
-Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia.
-Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of bundaberg rum -which is liquid gold
Ben: Dude the cops are coming!! RUN!
Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON! i AINT runnInn noWheRe!!
*falls over*
Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public.
Brad: AwwW FUCK!!!!
Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON! i AINT runnInn noWheRe!!
*falls over*
Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public.
Brad: AwwW FUCK!!!!
by Brad McFarlane January 14, 2008
Get the Goonmug.