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Gooch

The dull featureless area between ones anus and his testicles. The only purpose of which is to keep oneself from shitting on ones balls.
I laughed so hard I got ass butter on my gooch.
by Bushmonkey July 20, 2008
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The Gooch

Nickname of Bob Guccione, the founder of Spin and son of the owner of Penthouse
"In the spring of 1998 the Gooch, as he was known, had just pocketed $18 million from the sale of Spin and was in the process of setting up a men's magazine called Gear."
-How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young
by Oz December 14, 2003
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Gooch

The gooch is the section of skin between the sac and shitter of men, and vagina and shitter of women.

However, in recent times the gooch has taken on more popularity as a mild insult, or as a strengthener to other mild insults.
1. wow, it is hot. my gooch is sweating profusely

2. Shorey you utter gooch

3.Shorey you sweaty gooch faced nonce
by Proffesor T July 7, 2008
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gooch

not just the area connecting the male genitalia region and the anal cavity, but also the nickname of american star soccer defender, Oguchi Onyewu
after an amazing play by Gooch:

Crowd: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!
by gooooooooooooooch May 31, 2010
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Gooch

1. A particular area between any two clearly definable points.
2. A reference to any undefined item of interest.
(Ex. 1) "Gentlemen, it appears we are in the gooch."

(Ex. 2) "What is that gooch over there?"
by Gooch73 December 22, 2014
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gooch

The nick name for the Japanese second baseman on the Chicago White Sox.
(Gooch makes a great play)

Crowd: GOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!
by pat hughes July 16, 2006
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Gooch

1: The most precious skin on the male body, connecting the lower Ball-Sack to the Anus.

2: Deity of all that is pure and just in the universe: Beer, Ganja, and especially Poontang.
1. You know she loves you if she licks your gooch.

2. Ye who enter the Sorority Slut's Vagina, pray to Gooch, and find solace in his Name, so that He may Protect thy Wang from the accursed Herpes of the Genital.
by EarlyTimes666 July 3, 2011
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