Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)

Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003

goo goo ga goob'

word used by the Beatles in I Am The Walrus. Meaning, yes and certainly or uh-huh

You are a looser, goo goo ga goob'!

by SammMan November 14, 2004

Goob

Somebody who majorly sucks and swallows, like for real, dude.

A: Hey dude, I just kicked a baby
B: You're a goob, dude. Stop.

by goonguy October 29, 2020

Goob

A person who is fun to be around but is an actually dumbass but give off the best vibes ever.

Julie- Yo i was hanging out with josh last night he’s the best but sooo dumb
Olivia: he’s such a goob

by 🧩 May 28, 2020

goob gobler

is a person who will stare at any women's breast at any given time... and begin to drewl.....

you must stare at the titt....

you must drewl over the titt...

and most important you must make a life style of this habitt and always do it where ever you go.... so goob over ever boob you gobler...... solo

Aaron is such a "goob gobler".... look at him drewl, while staring at all these titts.....

by Wodie-son-ya-ma-shima July 6, 2011

Goob

a goob is a name for someone who acts cool but is very annoying and short

girl 1: oh my heck why is chad so short and annoying?
girl 2: well he is a goob

by The nicknamer April 3, 2022

goob

What someone says when there is food in their mouth and they are trying to say “good”. They are usually talking about the food.

How’s the food?
While chewing: *it’s goob*

by Quadobyulon March 27, 2021