A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
mugGet the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug.

five will get you ten

... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)
Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!
by archivista January 17, 2018
mugGet the five will get you tenmug.
Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!
Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
mugGet the Getting the help that you needmug.
What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.
Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!
by QuacksO November 14, 2020
mugGet the Flaherty will get you nowheremug.

Koe will get you home

Too drunk to drive so you put on koe wetzel drunk driving
How we getting home?
Koe will get you home
by H811 March 1, 2022
mugGet the Koe will get you homemug.

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