flappy nerd 

Somebody who's entire life and existence revolves around becoming the best

Bryson your such a flappy nerd you can never be the best so get a life

flappy nerd by Micah Cech February 15, 2014

flappy pappy 

what happens when u drink red bull to much

my buddy drank red bull and went flappy pappy off a cliff needless to say he did not get his wings

flappy pappy by pg flanigan December 4, 2009

flappy bird nest 

The act of performing a flappy bird on a woman's vagina.

Oliver Klosehoff: I was bored with my girlfriend last night, so I did the flappy bird nest.
Mike Latoris: You lucky bastard. I showed my girlfriend the flappy bird and she just walked away.

flappy bird nest by sofunnyialmostlaughed January 30, 2014

Flappy bird 

Flappy bird is a game where you make a little bird fly in between pipes by tapping the screen of your touch screen device but if he touches one he will fall to the floor and you will lose. There are no levels and just points. If you do not beat your high score you have to have a VERY strong willpower to not play over and over again for hours until you beat your score. If it is very late at night or early in the morning you will then go to sleep and repeat the whole process again in the morning or whenever you are free from work/school/college and if it is not night time and you have nothing you really need to do it is very likely that this game could fill your entire day. The game looks very simple and easy but is in fact very hard and frustrating!! D: but because it is so addicting you just CAN NOT STOP! If you have downloaded flappy bird and you are not in the 1% minority of those magical people who can fight the flappy bird addiction then you must accept that this game is now a part of your life and you are likely to spend no less than half an hour daily playing in it. Good luck in your flappy bird adventures :)

Lilly was playing flappy bird when she scored 19. One lower than her highest score. She screamed 'Oh my god! I hate my life! What is the point in existing?!' Before bursting into tears and playing for another 3 hours.

Flappy bird by Just a simple 18 year old February 4, 2014

Flappy Jacks 

When you finger a girl's kutch and find out she's not circumcised. To be more specific, the outer fat tissue of a female vaginal wall.

Shit, she's not a virgin? She's been fucking other people? You mean she had flappy jacks?

Flappy Jacks by asdf66667878 December 20, 2014

Flappy Birds 

An old mans saggy balls

James has flappy birds

Flappy Birds by DinoTrainSquad April 25, 2015

flappy pecker 

When a guy what's to fuck you but his dick is flaced, so if he tried he would just be grinding against you awkwardly

he pulled it out, I was ready for him to penetrate me but he just started slapping his dick off me like a flappy pecker

flappy pecker by The white knight November 20, 2015