suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

Bitch Expert

The Bitch Expert was a mysterious person who studied bitches and their behavior. They gave the best definitions regarding the bitch species and their ways of life, as well as the many different species of bitches that roam our planet. One of the definitions they wrote was the term defining Obedient Bitch. They have been inactive since August 31 of 2019. What happened to them is unknown.

Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

alternative expert

An expert in producing alternative news, also called "fake news"

-Do you know Mike? He is a columnist and an alternative expert! -No I dont, and what do you mean with alternative expert. - He writes columns filled with facts, that has no relevance or is altered, but when you read it, it sounds good .

by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017

Social Media Expert

You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...

Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2024

Arab expert

Like the African expert, it's any of the countless Arab accounts that spam the EPL or other football pages on Facebook and Instagram with their broken english, gibberish predictions etc.

Usman Ayad: Ronaldo is GOAT he win Euro Cup this year and make Pessi look 🤡

Another Arab expert posting shit...

by Sypnos July 25, 2024

THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT

And YES, Douglarse. I AM.

Hym "I'm actually the first person to uncover this as a sociological phenomenon and I have been studying it for 15 years! So YES! THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT in this. I am the first person put THIS into explicit terms. This WHY schizophrenics think they are the prophet. Because you are doing to them the thing that Iblis does TO THE PROPHETS!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Expertitis.

An affliction that causes considerable problems for people who become so expert at their chosen line of study or research that no one can understand those who have expertitis.

I've become so expert at dealing with highly specialized cases of wrongfully arrested cases that I have difficulty teaching my craft to others. That's Expertitis.

That's problematic because the truth is that a law degree is of no use to any would be expert who wants to specialize in the sort of cases that I deal with.

I have a 100% success rate, but "Expertitis" makes it difficult for me to understand why amateurs can't do what I do.

by The Trial Wrecker. February 25, 2011