smooth eternity

lasting a very long time, used especially when something is boring

This lecture is so boring, we have only been here 8 minutes and it feels like we have been here for a smooth eternity.

by cpgrad00 April 27, 2006

to your eternity

very good anime where all of the main characters friends die

"did you watch to your eternity?"
"yea it was very sad"

by typicaljaybae February 26, 2022

Eternally Sunshined

To forcibly remove or erase a particular memory of a person, place, or thing through voluntary physical brain damage.

Dude1: Dude, I couldn't go on living still thinking about my ex girlfriend. So I had my cousin hit me over the head with a 2x4 and I totally eternally sunshined that bitch.
Dude2: Dude, no way!
Dude1: Who turned off the lights?
Dude2: Dude, your ear is bleeding, and we're outside.

by pomtea October 6, 2008

eternal fail

A fail so utterly complete that it, in essence, eclipses epic fail by a margin as great as, but not limited to, space and time as we know it.

O.J. Simpson getting away with murder=Eternal Fail

by The Nasty Nasty December 20, 2008

Eternal Wake

When a man cums in a fat girl's belly button and then slaps her stomach which causes the cum to slosh around. This is similar to when a boat's wake bounces off the shore and creates more waves.

Damn, that girl's fat!
Yeah, I bet she'd be perfect for an eternal wake.

by gingerscanlickmyballs October 21, 2010

Eternal Duel

The act of going into the ED Chat Room and being as gross and foul-mouthed as humanly possible.

Did you see that? Foamy totally Eternal Dueled that wicked dump!

by The Reaper069 April 13, 2010

Eternal Void

A kick ass band from springboro ohio.
They will inject the sickest ass metal into your earholes and turn your ass to toast.

hell yes is that kick ass band Eternal void is playing EDWARDWIKK?!

by Nelsonheine April 19, 2009