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Ernie

Psychopath with no regard for etiquette. Especially towards people he can’t have. Likes to show a display of disrespectful actions at other people’s residential dwellings. Thus causing problems for people who want to be together and left alone. In other words. He lost her. He mad about it. But nobody cares. Poses as a Taurean being, but having been born in April he unfortunately is not a good representation of a true high vibrational Taurus. Thus is a lonely low vibrational Taurus that needs to revaluate his worth. So he must be suicidal, bcuz Richard gonna get em.
Janice:
“Hey Ernie’s here he wants to talk to you”

Penelope:
“Tell em to get lost before Richard catches him here”

Janice:
“Ok”

Ernie:
Penelope, can I talk to you?”

Penelope:
You need to leave before Richard catches you here”

Ernie:

“No I want Richard to beat my ass”
by anonymous November 11, 2025
mugGet the Erniemug.

Ernie

The occasion in which one expects a fart, but multiple inches of turd escape instead; the ordeal is only considered an “Ernie” when the entire fecal member is entirely sheathed back into the anal cavity by way of the anal muscles.
“Bro, I just Ernied! I’m gonna hit the bathroom soon.”
by bikeguy1712 June 8, 2019
mugGet the Erniemug.

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