Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee

by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022

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Rumor Mill Employee

Some fucking dumbass absolute complete piece of shit person that generally lives in the corner of a bean field and probably in a small town of less than 1200 population and has only one purpose in life, and that is to entertain themselves and others of the same ideas and beliefs, and tell one another stories that they have also heard and learned of by also hear say, and repeat it over and over to many people and along the way altering the original story to the point its like when you was a kid and played chinese telephone in the class room, where you start a sentence and by the time it gets to the end of the room it's no longer the same sentence. Just snowballing and making up extra shit to make it more interesting then it should be and spreading it like around town like a batch of the herpes at homecoming and Mad Dog fucking Brown Town with his beer can size dick til he was hospitalized and how bout that bitch.

"Man, that bitch ain't shit but a motherfucking nother god damn fucking rumor mill employee, shit bitch."

by Gagezilla May 03, 2024

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Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.

When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.

by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling April 09, 2025

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