Employee

a person who is forced to work for and obey another and is considered to be their property.

After the employee finished a long day in the field, he took a big nap.

by President Joseph R. Biden March 5, 2024

Great Employee

A person who is not fit to lead a group. They are not free in thought. They listen to orders and don’t have enough intelligence or social skills to become a CEO. They will never be able to climb the ladder of modern day society. In short they are a little bitch.

Guy 1: Dude John is such a clown

Guy 2: He’s gonna be a great employee some day though

Guy 1: True

by asstastegoodiasuume December 13, 2023

serving the employees

The act of bringing pleasure to your bosses on a daily basis in exchange for salary

That HR Ho just had an anniversary. That makes 3 years she be serving the employees, I hope she gets a raise!

by SlayerSusie September 21, 2011

I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE

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Person 0: I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Bank Employee

An undercover term for snitch, a rat, a narc.... because they are all tellers!

Don't let that bank employee know even 1 thing he can go tellin' about...

by Richard Cranium Sr. January 7, 2021

Rumor Mill Employee

Some fucking dumbass absolute complete piece of shit person that generally lives in the corner of a bean field and probably in a small town of less than 1200 population and has only one purpose in life, and that is to entertain themselves and others of the same ideas and beliefs, and tell one another stories that they have also heard and learned of by also hear say, and repeat it over and over to many people and along the way altering the original story to the point its like when you was a kid and played chinese telephone in the class room, where you start a sentence and by the time it gets to the end of the room it's no longer the same sentence. Just snowballing and making up extra shit to make it more interesting then it should be and spreading it like around town like a batch of the herpes at homecoming and Mad Dog fucking Brown Town with his beer can size dick til he was hospitalized and how bout that bitch.

"Man, that bitch ain't shit but a motherfucking nother god damn fucking rumor mill employee, shit bitch."

by Gagezilla May 3, 2024

Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.

When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.

by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025