i have NEVER in my life been to a worse town. I have lived here all my life and have hated it more than anything. all the kids here wish they lived in Texas or Alabama so they could really be a redneck hillbilly, there is constantly being rumors spread around about how someones fucking someone else and the bathrooms reek of someones vape or cart. this town is filled with racist, homophobic (closeted) boys and girls and the school system sucks and has only gone downhill since covid. we are millions of dollars in debt and everyone and their grandma loves to complain about the kids riding on dirtbikes past their house with their ring camera photos on the new egypt happenings facebook. they had to implement a rule where you couldn't have a confederate flag on the back of your truck while driving because of how much it was happening. you have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a genuine friend and if you just moved here people will swarm you and then spread your shit around the school a week later. No one here likes it besides the parents that cope with the fact their perfect little small town is nothing what it looks out to be. we also have a big KKK population. six flags sucks too. the town is being bought out and if you didnt think it could get any worse, it is, and it will. every student who moves here wants to move back after 2 weeks at most.
this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.
this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.
new egyptian: "Yeah.. I go to new egypt.."
random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"
new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"
random: "oh.. that place"
random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"
new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"
random: "oh.. that place"
by helpabruthaout January 16, 2025
Get the New Egyptmug. by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022
Get the Egypt Projectmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).
by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025
Get the The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).mug. The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
Get the Egyption Ring Tossmug. A beautiful girl with a big personality, she's often too much of a lover and tends to get hurt , she's sexy fierce And good in bed , she can make any man fall in love with her eyes , don't lose An Egypt big mistake
I want an Egypt
by Livdareal April 28, 2024
Get the Egyptmug. Egypt guy: I bought a property in Egypt and what they do for ya is they give you the property
Eye of rah: ayo chill tf out yo you sitting there playing with af-
Eye of rah: ayo chill tf out yo you sitting there playing with af-
by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead January 9, 2025
Get the property in egyptmug. When skibidi appears in ohio there's a rare chance that it meets grimace with a sigma jawline and W gyat. He may also fly you to Egypt to buy a property and rizz up the huzz he will also fanum Tax ur wallet and make you broke. But you will meet kai cenat, Duke Dennis, livvy dunne and baby gronk.
SKIBIDI OHIO GRIMACE MOGGING GYAT MEWING RIZZ UP THE HUZZ IN EGYPT FANUM TAX KAI CENAT DUKE DENNIS LIVYY GRONK GOONED happend to my lil bro. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
He gets 5 big booms. BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOOOOOO.
He gets 5 big booms. BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOOOOOO.
by NIGGER#2 February 10, 2025
Get the SKIBIDI OHIO GRIMACE MOGGING GYAT MEWING RIZZ UP THE HUZZ IN EGYPT FANUM TAX KAI CENAT DUKE DENNIS LIVYY GRONK GOONEDmug.