Edward Cullen

A fictional vampire that, despite being overly obsessive, seems to be the "perfect guy" for most women. Human versions of said vampire can usually be found in county jails or in court rooms being presented with their very own restraining order.
Dude, did you hear about Billy last night? His girlfriend broke up with him and he pulled an Edward Cullen. Now he's in prison!
by HypocriticPope April 16, 2009
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Edward Cullen

A Sparklepire from Stephanie Meyer's 'Twilight' series, a 108-year-old virgin who makes pubescent girls horny.

His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.

Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!
Fangirl 1: LYKE zOMG EDWARD CULLEN IS TTLY MY HUSBAND~!

Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD

Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.

Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~

Me: -facepalm-
by ~Otaku_Poptart~ May 31, 2010
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A a sparkling fairy trying to pass for a badass vampire, but failing miserably.
fangirl: Edward Cullen is so amazing.

randomperson: Yeah, I guess he's an okay fairy. Not all too bright, though.
by twilightshouldgodie August 03, 2010
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1. The horrible, ugly, smug vampire from Twilight, that makes you wish that teenage girls had taste in men.

2. Exclamation of disgust.
1. Edward Cullen should die, but whatever. He's not even real.

2. You think that modern pop music is better than classic rock? Well, Edward Cullen to you, I say!
by StarshineTrip May 15, 2009
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A retarded homosexual so-called vampire who likes to feast on the entrails of little 12 year old virgin girls, then force feeds them his 'home-made" vampire shit. He is most likely to be found in the habitats of cold peninsula's located in China and North India. This homosexual vampire also likes to sneak into 5 year old boys rooms every night and rips of their undergrown penises and testiciles which he makes his special vampire 5 course meal "vampicles with sauce" (The sauce being the blood of a heterosexual male.)
Benefit fraud mother with 6 kids:
OMG have you read in The Times it says that another 5 year old boy has been raped and 5 12 year old girls who were having a sleepover were gagged and forced to what was thought to be the liver of a butch lesbian!

Man with job: STFU bitch how did you even afford the times newspaper besides if anyone had done that it would've been Edward Cullen now GTFO and make me a sandwich you japs eye.

A popular character according to many pubelescent teenage girls and boys, and including the rare heterosexual male aswell.
by Chris2k10 August 03, 2010
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A gay vampire in the book "Twilight" by Stephanie Dumbass
-fuck the dumb shit called Edward Cullen.
by MasterPie July 11, 2008
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A 108 year old pedophile - who thinks he is a vampire. He sneaks into 13 year olds' rooms because he likes their smell.
Edward Cullen sneaks into a little girls room, and watches her sleep.
by team lupin November 15, 2010
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