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double dutch

A wiggly dance created by Sal Vulanco on Impractical Jokers, the tv show. This talent got him the win.
lets all do the double dutch!
watch my moves! **proceeds to do the double dutch**
by daso42o March 25, 2019
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Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021
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Double Dutch

When you're double penetrated by two Dutch men in The Netherlands in a windmill while you wear wooden shoes. Wind turbine also works from an accredited source.
99 year old Agatha hadn't visited her home since WWII. She traveled back to the Netherlands to see that things have DRASTICALLY changed.

She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
by KentuckyFaceSit November 20, 2025
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Double Dutch Fiddle

When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.
Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle
by GirthyMagic January 22, 2019
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Double-Dutch

When two girls wearing clogs eat a croissant out of your ass
Wow that guy smells like croissants, he must of gotten a Double-Dutch last night.
by Meatyballwangmancreamsicle February 24, 2019
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Double Dutch

A made up language in which an “op” is placed before every vowel sound.
tropee - tree
Tr op ee

Only 1 op because the “ee is one vowel sound.
Opi hopope yopou openjopoy lopernoping thopis lopanguaopage.
Hopellopo, thopis opis hopow yopou spopeak dopoboble doputch
Hello, this is how you speak double Dutch
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Double dutch

To bamboozle, deceive, bait and switch.
Sometimes with the help of multiple parties but not necessarily.
"Dude, I just got double dutched by my dogs. One of them distracted me while the other stole my sandwhich!"
by Jtrees November 26, 2018
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