Divorce Hat

A headpiece which a man is given by his male friends to signify his divorce. Normally as a gift of joy or elation.

Marc received a Divorce Hat from his friend, when he announced his divorce.

by Dasjuice December 12, 2014

divorced teeth

a person with ugly separated teeth aka a mabrouk

Yacin:"look at that ugly divorced teeth mabrrouk"

by RYM_RAM December 23, 2016

Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore

“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”

by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020

divorce sex

Sex that a divorce couple has right after signing dem papers

Billy let's have some Divorce Sex
Nora you know Kaitlyn and Brandon had Divorce Sex.

by Loyal_Niggas June 14, 2016

detroit divorce

When a woman wants a divorce from a man and he objects, she shoots him, and he accepts.

My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.

by cinnamon-the-cat June 19, 2016

hood divorce

When you separate and live in different houses but NEVER file any divorce papers
- Aunt Wendy (Williams)

They are "hood divorced", not divorced divorced.

by LambfromSweden January 24, 2018

Divorce Broke

When you've been through a divorce and you're so broken you're almost poor.

I would love to buy that washer and dryer set for $200, but I'm literally Divorce Broke.

by Scottydntno December 16, 2020