Mexican Pez Dispenser 

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

Mexican Pez Dispenser by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024

Idaho soap dispenser

When a man shoves a bar of soap up his ass, then stands butthole to butthole with another man and pushes the soap back and forth between the two until the soap is gone

Porter and Ayden decided they wanted to do the Idaho soap dispenser

Idaho soap dispenser by Crackdafteshies69 January 31, 2026

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser 

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.

Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?

No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser 

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.

Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?

No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018

Noah Dispinseri 

A fat fuck of a human that gets on his xbox at 5pm and gets off at 7pm to spend time with his family instead of his friends.

Daniel:Where the fuck is Noah?
*Noah joins*
Everyone: Oh look who decided to show up, it Noah Dispinseri

Noah Dispinseri by Akali ^-^ May 24, 2022