dingleberry

a french grandmother's word for feces or droppings.

French Grandmother: "oh no!(prrrrt)"
Stranger: "what happened?"
French Grandmother: "I think I've got a dingleberry in my panties!"

by Aimee L. March 14, 2007

Dingleberry

A Dingleberry is the formation of loose shit, ass hair, lint, toilet paper and maybe a little dirt mixed in for good measure. Dingleberries are usually the result of not properly maintaining the asshole region and the crack of the ass. On some occasions, it seems that when a Dingleberry has been stuck to an anal hair for a few weeks, it tends to rip out the anal hairs from which it has adhered to.

Man, that Dingleberry hurt as I removed it! But it does have a nice feel to it. Nice odor as well.

by Roy E. April 28, 2008

dingleberry

A menstruating female with long pubic hair will at times be prone to growing a dingleberry. This is the phenomenon wherein little balls made from the mixing of toilet paper and menstrual blood "dingle" from her pubic hair.

"Oh Man! I had a shit and I found a dingleberry"

by mandalajen August 24, 2007

dingleberry

Little pieces of shit stuck in the hairs in your choda and or asshole.

A dingleberry can be used to throw at unsuspected friends. You can also place them in others drinks or food in order to spice them up a little. If your fuckmate if kinky enough then she may perfer to have them all to herself.

by Nick9 April 9, 2006

Dingleberry

A dingleberry is a tiny turd stuck to your bunghole fuzzies.

Bloody hell, I've got me a giant dingleberry stuck to me bum!

by JackS17 November 10, 2015

dingleberry

small piece of shit that clings to your ass hairs

I took a crap and just created a bunch of dingleberry

by schnorkles October 28, 2010

Dingleberry

A small and typically rounded turdlet that clings to one's fleshy biscuits following the commencement of a sacred ritual known as, "The Deuce." Although dingleberries appear harmless, being roughly the size of small pebbles, they are well-known for causing unspeakable destruction if left unattended. The common symptoms of neglected dingleberries include; itching and swelling of the rectal area, redness, unbearable odor, and discomfort while seated. Some of the symptoms that have never occurred include; nausea, vomiting, sudden and involuntary death, and ultimately erectile dysfunction.

During a long and violent struggle to free himself from a single turdlet, the man ultimately fell from his toilet seat and cracked his head open on the bathroom counter. The man's decayed remains were found three years later, still lying in the exact position he had died. The dingleberry, on the other hand, remained fully intact.

by Random Female June 23, 2007