Conshy Dickbag

Typically a Pennsylvania white who resides in “Conshy” , who cries liberal tears and pretends to be an elite. May even hold the job status of a “banker”, but is ultimately poor. Often found living in small dwellings, because they are poor. Commonly named Jeremy or Jer-Bear or even JB.

“Yo, isn’t that dude Jer an elite banker?”

“Nah, I thought so too but he is just a Conshy Dickbag!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon February 2, 2023

Wet Willy Dickbag

An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.

He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag

by Mpierre October 6, 2021