15 MINUTE DELAY

15 MINUTE DELAY
AND THEN WHAT?
THEN WHAT?
I TALK TO MYSELF,
LIKE SOME CRAZY
COMPLETE IDIOT?
HEY GUYS THANKS FOR THE SUB MAN
OH OH YO OH WAIT,
OH YOU'RE,
YOU'RE TWELVE?
OH O YOU HAVE A BEARD NOW?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
DUD, DUD
THE,
THE VIEWERS WILL GROW UP,
HAVE CHILDREN,
GO TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE,
GET MARRIED,
GET SIX KIDS,
DIE,
COME BACK TO LIFE,
GET REZZED,
THEN I'LL STILL FU-
SHAAA
DU-DU
This chat is so f**king ret*rded düd,
I actually can't f**king listen to them anymore düd
Fifteen minutes delay?
Please düd,
Stop smoking cr*ck
Fifteen minutes?
by DeepFuckingDictionary October 31, 2021
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2 hour delay

It is when school gets delayed and starts 2 hours late. Kids love it and parents hate it. Causes can be fog, ice, and snow. More common in the northern U.S. but not unheard of in the Southern U.S.
I'm sleeping in today its a 2 hour delay.

Maybe if it keeps snowing the 2 hour delay will turn into a snowday
by Distance4life February 13, 2010
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Tower delay simulator

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator
by Totally not BelowNatural August 22, 2021
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Delayed beer shits

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.
oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits
by Big Dogs Cock November 19, 2012
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Death-Count Delay

In any given pandemic with exponential spread, the period of time that exists between reported cases and the onset of increased mortality.
Like I said, the increased case counts are just because of all the great testing we're doing; there has been no increase in death reported and soon there will be zero cases. We've got this TOTALLY under control.
Ummm, Sir...seems like we should wait 2-3 weeks for the Death-Count Delay before taking that victory lap.
by YAWA July 19, 2020
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Delayed fake IQ

A person that waits on everyone else to speek then consigns by saying I was just thinking that.
Hey did you hear that the president has to decide on a completely new staff by Jan.

Yeah I was just thinking that.

That was a delayed fake IQ
by 100percentcaveman November 16, 2016
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Tower delay simulator

Tower delay simulator, A rename of Tower defense simulator, Because of many delays, People memed about this name
It is a game named Tower defense simulator.
Someone: Hey I like tower delay simulator, I just wish it wasn't delayed
Another person: Yeah. I wish it wasn't delayed too, Lets go play it in the mean time shall we?
Someone: Okay.
by ARandomStrangerThatSucksAtGame October 11, 2021
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