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a funny meme page with currently 3 admins. main jokes are deez nutz jokes, ur mom jokes, or alpha male content. branches out into other jokes as well, was discovered by wapt and their account just grew from there.
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by roblox unicorn queen September 3, 2021
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Deez nutzz

Deez nutzz is a word you would say every time somebody ask a question such as "Hey son what did you get yourtest?"and you would say deez nutzz hat goteeeem.
Tom:Hey step sis do you like imagine dragons.

Step sis:yes step bro.
Tom:imagine draging deez nutzz across yo fore head.
by Nutlicker6969 October 14, 2019
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Donald Deez Nutzz

Donald Deez Nutzz
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz

1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.

2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."

3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."

4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.

Usage:

"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
by Dimond D June 10, 2025
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deeznutzia

A condition caused by having Deez Nuts dropped on your face.
Dude, did you see that guy's face? I think he's got a case of deeznutzia .
by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017
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deeznutzowo

deeznutzowo is the best tiktoker ever, better than everyone else.
person 1: have you ever heard of deeznutzowo

person 2: no who are they

person 3: they are the best tiktoker ever to exist no cap

person 1: yes that is totally true

person 2: they sound very very cool i want to be them

the end
by deeznutzowo July 4, 2021
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Deeznutz

Something that every boy has except Zeeran
Girls like deeznutz
by Legondeeznutz October 31, 2019
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deeznutzowo

deeznutzowo, our lord and savior 😻🙌
Hottie 1: Hey do you know who deeznutzowo is??
Hottie 2: Ofc they’re so cool, let’s make out 😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😘
Hottie 1: Okay🤤 let’s watch deeznutzowo after though😘😘🥰
by xCrystilityx July 4, 2021
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