ded

When you're tired, humoured or pretty much screwed.

*yeets dad's car keys out the window* Oh boy I'm ded

by itsyagoy December 27, 2018

Ded

Slang for 'dead'.

Bro I'm ded XD

by Magic Mike XXXXL May 4, 2019

Ded

When someone is laughing soo hard they die

Bro im ded

by I’m ded June 12, 2019

ded in the bed

when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions

girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed

by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018