ded squad

If ur dad destroys ur anal cavity

Me and my father attended high tea then participated in a satisfactory ded squad

by BASE DEFENCE January 20, 2018

Ded

Slang for 'dead'.

Bro I'm ded XD

by Magic Mike XXXXL May 4, 2019

Ded

When someone is laughing soo hard they die

Bro im ded

by I’m ded June 12, 2019

ded

When you're tired, humoured or pretty much screwed.

*yeets dad's car keys out the window* Oh boy I'm ded

by itsyagoy December 27, 2018

xd but its ded x_x

if anyone types x_x then the mans xd is ded because its NOT GOOD to type this.the xd but its ded means u will die in a game and respawn in the worst point.

roblox chat box-rich man-XD but its ded x_x .noob-i oofed 'oof'

by omg man steezy October 5, 2020

ded in the bed

when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions

girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed

by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018