Cooper 

n. a commonly used parallel to compare something that's extremely slow.

"this game is slower than cooper."

Cooper by Steven Johnnsson December 25, 2008

Cooper 

A very white name for VERY white people

That man so white he must be named cooper

Cooper by dikembeTheBeast December 13, 2016

Cooper 

Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. Used to describe something so disgusting and repulsive there is no other word for it

"Have the last piece of cake Robert"
"Shut up you fat cooper"

Cooper by unknown22 October 31, 2007

Cooper 

Doing a Cooper is to act sick or injured to get out of something you don't want to do. Helpful for dodging work, school, sporting events and visiting Grandma.

Is he dead?? Nah he's just pulling a Cooper.

Cooper by Bennentt Hasler May 29, 2011

Cooper 

Cooper is one of the worst friends you can have, he will always turn his back on you and treat you like shit. He also rapes girls whenever he gets the chance to, never trust Cooper because he will always fuck you over.

"Did you hear about what Cooper did with the fire?"
"Yeah, he is dumb as fuck!"

Cooper by #Truth_Only March 30, 2019

Cooper 

A badass guy who loves to snort cocaine. He is awesome and gets all da bitches. He is also a mexican drug dealer.

Cooper is so damn high.

Cooper by mexicanman696969 December 17, 2013

Cooper 

An ugly person, inside and out. Usually not funny at all and has a shaved head. He is a snitch, and can suck my big balls dumbass cunt.

Guy: Have you talked to cooper yet?
Guy 2: Hell no he's a bitch.

Cooper by big pp squad October 5, 2019