captain chonk chonk

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.

"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"

by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020

Chonk Face

A face like this: :3 or -w- or OwO or UwU

THAT IS A CHONK FACE.

by Gone, But Not Forgotten October 21, 2021

Chonk

Your god Chonk. Bow down.

"Have you worshiped Chonk today yet?"
"Nah"
"Oh shit Gary you finna die"

by definishion February 8, 2019

chonk head

chonk head is an object/animal that is very thick and fluffy

wow that cat is very chonky! That's called a chonk head right there

by Follow @notdoge_ January 26, 2021

CHONK MAN

A rare breed of human who dosnt exist and is a fat child but is malnourished at the same time and is dyslexic

CHONK MAN is my sempaii

by CHONK MAN July 30, 2021

chonk

A crusty straight man

Justin is such a chonk.
or
Bo is acting chonky.

by cayfrizzle July 28, 2018

Chonk

Thicc Boyo

Gimme dat CHONK

by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019