A unholy candle is a dope person who uses all her time watching sleazy slashers and satanic pictures online. A unholy candle is also known as one of the most extremely stalkers, sending mix-tapes with her own breath repeating over and over again to the persons she likes and she always have her victims hair in her pocket.
A unholy candle usually only have one freind, a side kick -that are just like her. The unholy candles want to be forever 12 years old. When the unholy candles are together they wasting most of ther time running around town, watch movies, stalking on the net or talking about LiLo.
A unholy candle usually only have one freind, a side kick -that are just like her. The unholy candles want to be forever 12 years old. When the unholy candles are together they wasting most of ther time running around town, watch movies, stalking on the net or talking about LiLo.
MARIA: "A hippie just told me that i was waste of skin, i hate the stupid creative colorheads, i got a bit sad you know!!!"
ESTER: "I know!!! a guy called Cookie ones told me that i was a gore goat."
MARIA: "whaaaat serioulsy, what tha' hack."
ESTER: "you are sooo dope, you are a unholy candle full of satanic blood."
MARIA: "Wanna watch Mean Girls Lilo is so Fetch? btw i have a mix-tape for you."
ESTER: "I know!!! a guy called Cookie ones told me that i was a gore goat."
MARIA: "whaaaat serioulsy, what tha' hack."
ESTER: "you are sooo dope, you are a unholy candle full of satanic blood."
MARIA: "Wanna watch Mean Girls Lilo is so Fetch? btw i have a mix-tape for you."
by †reptilicus† January 28, 2009
Get the unholy candle mug.Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off fucking guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed...(courtesy of intellectualwhores.com)
Oliver sacrifices dinner, as Cuddle Bitches do, to comfort his lady friend and compensates by eating 2 Oporto meals the next day.
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One who has not been cuddled in too long to remember. A person who longs to be snuggled and cuddled. Someone who is missing cuddling. A person who had someone to cuddle and now is alone and cuddled deprived.
I am so cuddle deprived. Being cuddle deprived is just the worst ever. One look, and she knew, she would never be cuddle deprived ever again. It is no fun to lay in bed cuddle deprived. The remedy for being cuddle deprived is finding a person to snuggle. Spooning a way to overcome being cuddle deprived. That Hoe was snuggling because she was so friggin cuddle deprived.
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Basically gang rape but just forced unwanted cuddling.
Basically gang rape but just forced unwanted cuddling.
Mitch, Brian, John, Max, Jeff, and Andy surrounded the couch Breana was sitting on. John held her down while mitch wrapped his arms around her and pulled her body against his. A minute later the next guy jumps in and the gang cuddle continues.
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John: Yo Tom could you stop smooshing with your girlfriend, Im trying to get some sleep!
Tom: Sure *pulls cuddle curtain*
Tom: Sure *pulls cuddle curtain*
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Paul- Look at that girl over there, she's so fine! I want to cuddleblast the shit out of her!
Jessalyn- Don't you think you should at least get her number first?
Jessalyn- Don't you think you should at least get her number first?
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