A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.
Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.
Should we tell him?
Nah, he'll figure it out.
Should we tell him?
Nah, he'll figure it out.
by Local reject May 4, 2021
Get the Jersey bro hoemug. 
A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut.
by RaeMac January 7, 2010
Get the Closet Bro Hoemug. Phrase used as a tool for "Online Trolls" to constantly nag or irritate the opposing team or individual.
by Onewordatatime September 24, 2011
Get the You mad bro hoe?mug. John: I was watching monsters inc university and osma kappa
Mark: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
John: when bros are your hoes...
Mark: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
John: when bros are your hoes...
by Kpetee71 July 16, 2019
Get the When bros are your hoesmug. Adam says this is episode 8 of sk8 the infinity.
It is the only good thing he has ever said.
This was not scripted, the va decided to say it.
It is the only good thing he has ever said.
This was not scripted, the va decided to say it.
by Leafy Frog May 13, 2022
Get the Bitches and bros and non-binary hoesmug. Adam says “hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoes” in the sk8 the infinity dub ep8
the only good thing that has come out of that man's mouth
the only good thing that has come out of that man's mouth
by 1014a April 12, 2021
Get the hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoesmug.