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Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms
Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.
by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013
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Bristol Preparatory Academy

Bristol Prep

A school full of straight fucking savages, potheads.. And occasionally..... a green pussy. Drama is everyday; and every one of the teaches breath smells like butt, and they have a stick up their ass 24/7.

Bristol Prep is fucking lit man
Bristol Preparatory Academy is dope
by FatBoooootyHoes November 9, 2017
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The month of Bristol

A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.
"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.
by Mattc85 January 17, 2014
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Bristol

A very genuine and attractive man. Usually has light eyes and a super positive personality. He is very well hung. Very loyal, caring , and smart person. Is a very fashionable person and will always help you advice. Will always keep it real with you and tell you the truth. Women are always after his good looks and great appearance. Is a genuinely flirty person, but when in a relationship will cut off all other relationship ties.
Did you see Bristol? He looks so good.”
“He’s so hot, too bad he has a girlfriend.”
by WHATISHAPPENINGRIGHTNOW March 2, 2020
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The BRISTOL factor

When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.
While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates
by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021
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bristol

Someone you always want but can never have
bristol is so hot but shes dating chad
by Fluster5 December 27, 2022
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