what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms
Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?
Bob: Yup.
Bob: Yup.
by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

Bristol Prep
A school full of straight fucking savages, potheads.. And occasionally..... a green pussy. Drama is everyday; and every one of the teaches breath smells like butt, and they have a stick up their ass 24/7.
Bristol Prep is fucking lit man
A school full of straight fucking savages, potheads.. And occasionally..... a green pussy. Drama is everyday; and every one of the teaches breath smells like butt, and they have a stick up their ass 24/7.
Bristol Prep is fucking lit man
by FatBoooootyHoes November 9, 2017

A Bristol city fan is a person who doesn’t have a brain the opposite of a Bristol city fan is a smart person.
by BristolroversUTG April 27, 2024

There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
by Hockeyjunky32 June 26, 2017

Small town on Tn/Va state line; Everyone knows everyone; There isn't shit to do besides go downtown or The pinnacle; but hey we get out of school for the race ;)
Hangout locations: sonic & cookout (that’s all we got)
Hangout locations: sonic & cookout (that’s all we got)
Jack: “there’s nothing to do here!”
John: “that’s Bristol baby”
Stacy: “meet at the pinnacle?”
Laura: “obviously”
John: “that’s Bristol baby”
Stacy: “meet at the pinnacle?”
Laura: “obviously”
by Medium_biscuit January 5, 2020

A very genuine and attractive man. Usually has light eyes and a super positive personality. He is very well hung. Very loyal, caring , and smart person. Is a very fashionable person and will always help you advice. Will always keep it real with you and tell you the truth. Women are always after his good looks and great appearance. Is a genuinely flirty person, but when in a relationship will cut off all other relationship ties.
by WHATISHAPPENINGRIGHTNOW March 2, 2020

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
