Cordon Blew

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu

Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...

by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021

Blew

Now if you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

And if you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame, yeah

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame, ah

You could do anything, you could do anything
You could do anything, you could do anything

You could do anything, you could do anything
You could do anything, you could do anything

Blew

by WorseThanHitler June 8, 2023

Blew the doors off

To be exceedly better at something than everybody else

She blew the doors off this test.

by JerrysWords May 4, 2025

Blew the doors off

To be exceedingly better than everything or everybody else.

The chicken wings at this bar blow the doors off everybody elses.

She blew the doors off this I.Q. test.

by JerrysWords May 4, 2025

Blew one

to state facts someone didn’t know

He didn’t know what was happening, so I blew one on him.

by Christinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 14, 2024