Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.
by Brain🧠 July 8, 2021
Get the Goldwing Benefits mug.An employee benefit that no one uses but is perceived to be useful to employees. Sometimes taking the place of a high use benefit in order to cut costs.
Bruh, I don't want free online classes from a non accredited school, ghost benefit bullshit. I just want my health insurance back.
by Bingbongfresh April 10, 2023
Get the ghost benefit mug.Related Words
Yeah, he's my Fav With Benefits. He's going to come over later so we can have some FWB time. He's always generous and helps me with reaching orgasm. I return the favor then he comes back a few days later and the cycle continues.
by TheFunnyFav November 12, 2012
Get the Fav With Benefits mug.1: Alright so I am going out now to chipotle with Greg
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits
by Sk8rGal360 February 14, 2015
Get the Friends with food benefits mug.by DESERT GUY June 23, 2017
Get the Son with benefits mug.Two people who have feelings for eachother but do not want a relationship. Instead, they hook up every now and then. This is DIFFERENT from friends with benefits.
Person A: Are you guys dating?
Person B: No, we are just likers with benefits, not boyfriend and girlfriend.
Person B: No, we are just likers with benefits, not boyfriend and girlfriend.
by yougogirl101 February 10, 2018
Get the likers with benefits mug.People and animals decide how to act based on a sophisticated and usually subconscious cost /benefit analysis they conduct.
People and animals have already run a cost/benefit analysis of each behavior they repeat, and know the benefit(s) repeating each of those actions will yield.
When a human or an animal foresees that it is very likely that a specific action will produce a specific benefit, he or she will execute it.
Thus, "a likely benefit triggers action."
When a human or an animal foresees that it is very likely that a specific action will produce a specific benefit, he or she will execute it.
Thus, "a likely benefit triggers action."
by but for March 5, 2018
Get the a likely benefit triggers action mug.