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Beagle

Hey I had a tough breakup with my last bf, you should get a beagle
by Gay beagle September 19, 2020
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Beagle ears

The pattern of chafing due to your testicles rubbing against your leg
I work a 9 hour shift only to earn a set of beagle ears
by Lucky O'Toole June 4, 2022
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Beagle

When a person titghtens their rectum or sphincter muscle. Best used for anal pleasure
Honey you need to work on your beagle before bed tonight.
by Jman4794 December 2, 2022
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The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*
by Coondawgs December 17, 2017
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Mediterranean Beagle

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.
Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle

Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you
by Ch0riZoh October 27, 2021
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