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beagle

1. A term used to describe any dog that is beautiful and/or regal in its appearance. Used as a sign of affection.

2. Common name for watercraft, particularly research or fishing vessels.
1. Did you see Leo playing with his toy this this morning? What a beagle!

2. Charles Darwin's vessel was named the "Beagle", therefore, a smaller yet more maneuverable craft might be named the "Sneaky Beagle".
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Quite illegal beagles

When some things feel as if it could get quite physical
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beagles grip

When your dog starts to suck your dick, specifically a beagle, then the dog starts to rip your foreskin because it's teeth are gripping into your skin
Oh man my dog gave the best beagles grip the other day
by Me-irl June 13, 2018
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The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*
by Coondawgs December 17, 2017
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Mediterranean Beagle

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist but sounds like it does, can be used to mess with dog snobs.
Lucas: I have a Mediterranean Beagle

Dava: What’s that?
Lucas: Search it up
Dava: Fuck you
by Ch0riZoh October 27, 2021
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