A man with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Allan walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Allan sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Allans are sex itself.
by Keref February 4, 2022
Get the Allanmug. Lauri Allan Törni (28 May 1919 – 18 October 1965), later known as Larry Alan Thorne, was a Finnish-born soldier who fought under three flags: as a Finnish Army officer in the Winter War and the Continuation War ultimately gaining a rank of captain; as a Waffen-SS captain (under the alias Larry Laine) of the Finnish Volunteer Battalion of the Waffen-SS when he fought the Red Army on the Eastern Front in World War II;3 and as a United States Army Major (under the alias "Larry Thorne") when he served in the U.S. Army Special Forces in the Vietnam War.
Person A: Louri Allan Törni hated the communists so much, he fought in 3 different armies, and 4 different wars against them.
Person B: Yeah, I know! Just The Fat Electrician's video about him.
Person B: Yeah, I know! Just The Fat Electrician's video about him.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 16, 2024
Get the Louri Allan Törnimug. Allan is the god that created "6.c" he is hardcore roblox gamer and does the nae nae on the haters.
he is from bosnia and he created butter, when you talk to him he will funny but dont make him mad he will choke you with a playstation pillow (ive tried it).
he is from bosnia and he created butter, when you talk to him he will funny but dont make him mad he will choke you with a playstation pillow (ive tried it).
by VerySmartGuy123 October 21, 2021
Get the Allan Bosnian Dudemug. A skeet from Torbay, Newfoundland who holds the Guiness World Record for "fastest time inserting a honda civic into ones own anus". He thinks he's awesome, but in actual fact looks like a rejected orphan who had a plastic bag hauled over his face and vacuum sealed.
Little Kid 1 - "Man I wanna get a Honda Civic. That way I can drive around Torbay and look like I get many offers to go out on dates with respectable ladies."
Little Kid 2 - "Good call. But, don't let Allan Hudson near it. He'll shove that shit up his anus."
Little Kid 2 - "Good call. But, don't let Allan Hudson near it. He'll shove that shit up his anus."
by AnnaNicoleSmith March 26, 2010
Get the Allan Hudsonmug. Allan‘s are always kind. They love joking around and making fun of people they like, but don’t take their jokes too serious. They might hide their problems, but they can also be very happy. They can be complicated in a relationship, but they can love really much. They are freaking lovable too. They are really popular and have amount of friends. They don’t show, that they’re worried, but they are sometimes. If you meet Allan you will see one of the kindest people in this world. They’re also pretty loyal.
Person 1: Allan is such a nice guy, I wanna spend time more time with him!
Person 2: yeah but he can be really rude.
Person 1: it’s just his sense of Humor, don’t take him too serious.
Person 2: yeah but he can be really rude.
Person 1: it’s just his sense of Humor, don’t take him too serious.
by Comeoveragainplease November 21, 2021
Get the Allanmug. by Hellgone May 8, 2020
Get the Bandit allanmug. Allan J. Lichtman received his Ph.D. from Harvard University, specializing in modern American history and quantitative methods. He became an Assistant Professor of History at American University in 1973, and a Distinguished Professor in 2011. He has published thirteen books and several hundred popular and scholarly articles. He has lectured in the US and internationally and provided commentary for major US and foreign networks and leading newspapers and magazines across the world. He has been an expert witness in some 100 civil and voting rights cases. Lichtman's prediction system, the Keys to the White House, has correctly predicted 10 out of 11 US presidential elections since 1984.
by Lichtman Loyalist May 29, 2025
Get the Allan Lichtmanmug.