He describes himself "teachers pet" while he is not.
by DIONNOTCOOL November 2, 2020
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the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021
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the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021
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“I think we should make pride flags at school Alfred!”
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