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alfred montoya

Alfred Montoya is the most perfect boy you'll ever meat he always has the most prettiest eyes and he's just the most perfect person in the world noone can replace him and you'll never find anyone else like him everything about him is amazing
Wow alfred montoya is so sexy🤯
Person: You're dating alfred montoya the most sexiest and chillest man alive?

Me: hell yea :3!!!
by suarexmechelle November 20, 2023
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Alfred

He's the typa asian guy that has a weird kink for feet
Nat: Alfred why u looking at my feet

Alfred: Because I can?
by Didjjsisid December 15, 2023
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Alfred the Great

A godly human being (most likely a man) that has more than W rizz. He always has a girlfriend that is called Eva. This type of male species is world class at football and is almost extinct like water in Africa.
by QuandaleDequavion6th January 11, 2023
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Alfred Fällman

Alfred Fällman is the type of person that just everyone loves. He is easy to be around! He is very charming but can also be very persuasive.

His humor is ok. He can be a little bit scary but he would never do something on purpose to hurt someone. He’s very funny and care a lot about his friends. He also have a lot of friends because everyone just likes him, it’s he’s aura.

Everyone should have a Alfred Fällman in his life.
Guy 1 “oh here comes Affe”
Guy 2 “oh Alfred Fällman is so chill”

Affe “ey yo whattup bro”
by Hollson August 31, 2020
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Alfred

He a nice fella
"oh you know Alfred?"
"oh yea he's a nice fella"
by Monique is gay September 4, 2020
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Alfred

A kind but delusional young man who has a white persons name but is in reality black. He is known to make very good ribs
These are some good ribs he must be a Alfred
by Al Washington September 11, 2020
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Alfred

Alfred is a type of guy who thinks he can beat the shit out of you just cause he is older than you but this guy literally gets bullied by 5yo who can't even walk yet. He is also the undeveloped one in the group and acts like the citizens of the sentinel Island near India who for some fucking reason they are undeveloped and are the only living "cavemen" with Alfred.
Imaginary friend:Hey Alfred have u seen my sti-
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
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