swifties

the exact defintions of people in the music fandom that need to be put in a mental assylum

Swifties need pysical help and are fucking demons

by 💎~Rashine~🤍 June 17, 2024

SwiftY

A penis drawn in 2 seconds or less

I drew a swifty on his paper.

by CalebPoland February 21, 2015

Swifty

A quick and forceful hand job

Before work my girlfriend gave me a swifty before I dropped her off

by riley1989 November 23, 2022

Swifty

A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.

Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."

by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021

Swifties

A cult member to the world's most unethical singer.

Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.

by Birdah January 24, 2024

Swifty

When you unexpectedly slide your tongue in the asshole of a wonderful woman

Hey Kimmy! how's about a swifty to start your day! I know how you love a swift lick of that ass... tonsil deep!

by The Red Rabbit 122918 May 03, 2024

Swifty

Someone who is really obsessed with Taylor swift

I love Taylor swift so much I am a swifty

by Therearenogoodnamesavalible April 08, 2024