Jonathan

Jonathan is the smartest boy you will ever meet. He is so hot everyone calls him daddy. He can take yo chick so be careful. He can also dance and rap. He has nice mushroom Jaír that drives marcus insane.

Gia: Wow what a daddy he must be a Jonathan

by Papiiiii chulo May 20, 2018

Jonathan

Can make you orgasm just by licking your elbow

Jonathan is super sexy. He can make you orgasm just by licking your elbow

by on October 21, 2020

Jonathan

Somebody who uses excuses to skip or miss school or work.

Joe: Hey where’s Nathan?
Amanda: He probably skipped again!
Joe: Wow, he really is a Jonathan

by KermitDoesCoke November 11, 2021

jonathan

if you meet a jonathan you are the most lucky person. he is the sweetest, most caring guy you’ll ever meet. if your upset he will try to cheer you up even if he’s down himself. he’s the most incredible guy you will ever know. jonathan is normally a flirt and super cute. he is also a really great kisser and is always down for netflix and chill. when you feel the touch of his lips you can’t get enough. he’s so addictive. if you have a jonathan in your life your pretty lucky

girl #1: who’s your new guy?
girl #2: jonathan the sweetest, loving and cutest guy i’ve ever met.

girl #1: i wish i had a jonathan

by secret🤫 March 29, 2019

Jonathan

To Jonathan someone is to steal a girl from someone.

These boys have been Jonathaned too many times.

by Tightassass April 19, 2019

Jonathan

An incredibly funny guy, having some issues though. He claims to have fucked Sans various times, and is lovers with them. Enjoys video games, and pretty chill. Great friend, caring person and can be counted on.

"Yo did Jonathan fuck Sans again?"
"Unfortunately..."

by ItzSofa November 23, 2019

A Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.

Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.

by Pianopunk August 21, 2017