Noob

A complete asshole who plays Call of duty and only uses the undermounted grenade launcher, which is insanely easy to use, there puss bags who piss off everbody in the game,and makes them completely destroy there Xbox or PS3 (which sucks. GO XBOX)!

WOW THAT LITTLE BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY BONER SUCKER JUST SPAWN KILLED ME LIKE 6 FUCKING TIMES WITH A GOD DAMN NOOB TUBE! FUCK YOU GAME!

by notAnoob123 May 11, 2010

noob

A wangnut that has taken an alias on a message board.

That noob is wangnut.

by Manteca Pura July 1, 2008

Noobness

The essence of noob.

You're full of noobness, noob!

by brocklie February 22, 2009

noob

(n00b) Not to be confused with the words 'newb' or 'newbie'. A noob is someone who either a) has been playing a game or doing something for a long time and still just doesn't get it or is horrible b) Has been playing a game for a short period of time and asks questions that the answers are in plain view (yes, sometimes 'noob' and 'newbie' cross paths.

a) 'This noob is posting chain mail, thinking he's going to get a free ipod!'
b) noob / newb - 'Where's the 'a' key on the keyboard?'

by Annaleise C August 5, 2007

noob

An extremely disparaging and offensive term for someone new to the game.

Similar to 'nigger'

Derek: Those fuckin noobs are invading the game!

Davina: Oh my god, did you just use the n-word?!

by NOOBIAN September 1, 2007

Noob

This means new player, for other people they use it to make fun of people

Bully: Ewwww look a noob!
Noob: :(

--- New player type ----

Nice person: are you a noob at this game?
Noob: yeah
Nice person: okay! I'll show you the controls!
Noob: thanks 😁

by HelloNeighborPlaysYT July 25, 2017

Noob

The signature phrase of the inarticulate, insipid, autocratic jackass who spends the majority of his/her time playing video games. The giver of this insult should be on the receiving end of most other insults.

Mike: Your such a noob

John: (upon receiving this insult, realizes that Mike is among those afflicted with video game obsession, and instead of wasting his time with a comeback, moves on with his life)

by Slowhand88 January 6, 2009