by Ghendbdvd October 10, 2021

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013

Mallory brooks is a very weird person and really deserves the world. she can be insecure about herself even when there no reason to be because she is a very beautiful intelligent and smart girl. she also is a suicidal person she covers it up with a smile so no one notices but she tells the most important people what’s really going on in her heart. she can scare away anyone with her dominant stare but can be very funny when she’s with her friends. Mallory is also the type of person to be there for anyone with anything and gives the best advice there is to come.
Mallory brooks is so weird but so sweet.
Mallory brooks scares me somtimes but she’s so funny when she does it.
Mallory brooks scares me somtimes but she’s so funny when she does it.
by Absent.mind456 August 17, 2018

by George the Cub March 28, 2020

A Mallory is much like a breast but belongs on the back rather than the front of a voluptuous woman. A woman with so much additional "plumage" that she possesses soft, mammary like glands behind the shoulder blades.
Bucks: "Wow, look at the mallories on that sweet piece of crumpet, I'd wouldn't mind motorboating those"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
by craig101 September 8, 2021

A general term for the girlfriend of a relevant boy. Normally the girlfriend is someone you have never heard of and the boy barely talks about her. Often blonde and fake tanned and lives a town over.
by lalathegoat January 18, 2024
