Zach

A way of suicide by which means neccisary, puting a large red lobster down ones pants, along with a king crap, shooting both blindfolded, calling in a order to Mr. Gatti's (large cheese pizza, with 2 liter Dr pepper) while simultaniously falling off of a 384 ft. cliff in the pacific ocean, while choking to death on your own feical matter.

If you don't do all of these exactly right, you havn't gone so far as to Zach yourself

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Zach

Common name, usually the Zach is really really really really really hot.
Popular, jock, hot, nice body, tall, gorgeousss.
But is an ass whole.
People on like Zach's for there looks.

Person- who is that really cute guy of there?
Person2- oh that's zach
person- he's FIIIIIINE.
Person2- yeah i know, but stay away he's an ass.

by thegirl123 March 28, 2009

Zach

It's a sexually confused person. It thinks it's male but it is really female.

Look at that zach over there. I feel sorry for it

by Not_SEGA April 13, 2009

zach

someone who is moody and mean

takes ages to open a fucking snapchat

“zach come drinking”
“no i dont wanna ruin my life”

by chaz.millarxo June 6, 2020

Zach

Zach is a dude he is cool, he is basically never sad. He has very nice curly hair, Zach is also very nice but he can be quiet or very loud. But you will have a cool life if zach’s in it cause he will always wave at you. NEVER hate a Zach or everyone will hate you. But overall super cool.

Zach is a dude he is cool

by Heheheholan November 7, 2020

Zach

A person who gets abused by their sister, plays amino, asks Alyssa aka Strawberry shortcake for plot ideas. Zach likes to eat baked b e a n s

“Omg! It smells like beans, it must be Zach!”

“Your mum gae”

by Alyssa’s Strawberry Shortcake November 8, 2019

Zach

A guy that for sure gay

Damn that Zach is really gay

by Arias69 February 10, 2020