Yorkshire

God's own County, except Barnsley, that's a shithole.

The people there talk in the best accent ever and get priced out of anything at around £0.02, also home of Sean Bean, Christopher Eccleston and my dad. No one there is sober and you *will* be stabbed

"Where did you go on holiday"
"Yorkshire"
"Oh so that's why you're pissed and have a fatal stab wound!"

by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020

Yorkshire BBQ

The act of incinerating 12 engineers to a fiery death to save 2500 bunker inhabitants from being irradiated.

Inferno performed a Yorkshire BBQ at the air purifier

by Swifty83 June 22, 2018

yorkshire pudding

the best food to ever exist. you cannot change my mind!!

random guy: bro are you gonna eat that yorkshire pudding?
guy 2: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? of course i’m gonna eat it, you dumbass.
random guy: sorry i-
guy 2: *slaps* DON’T EVER TRY AND STEAL THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING AGAIN! disrespectful

by textinglikeevie October 29, 2019

Yorkshire

Worst county in North England. Almost as bad as South England. Lancashire is better and we won the war of the roses

I don't like Yorkshire

by MESYETI April 23, 2025

Yorkshire Teabagging

When you go see Six Feet Below, a metal band from Bradford, and mid-set they bless you with one of their signature Yorkshire Teabags, a sacred act in their ongoing attempt to summon Sean Bean from the bastard dimension.

“I never thought I’d be saying this, but I genuinely want Six Feet Below to give me a good Yorkshire Teabagging. I'll do it for His Royal Highness, Sean Bean, I'll do it for Yorkshire, ye bastard.”

by Six Feet Below August 25, 2025

Yorkshire tie

When a gentleman rests his penis on another’s neck ( both men must be erect) leaving the testicles to hang down as if they were a tie.

Oi jacob, get over here and give us one of your famous Yorkshire Ties would ya?

by BigOlJD May 31, 2019

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....

by Disney Dad May 4, 2022