God's own County, except Barnsley, that's a shithole.
The people there talk in the best accent ever and get priced out of anything at around £0.02, also home of Sean Bean, Christopher Eccleston and my dad. No one there is sober and you *will* be stabbed
The people there talk in the best accent ever and get priced out of anything at around £0.02, also home of Sean Bean, Christopher Eccleston and my dad. No one there is sober and you *will* be stabbed
"Where did you go on holiday"
"Yorkshire"
"Oh so that's why you're pissed and have a fatal stab wound!"
"Yorkshire"
"Oh so that's why you're pissed and have a fatal stab wound!"
by unspecified_unicorn July 21, 2020
The act of inserting a whole packet of crayons into your sphincter, then once ready to defecate, you excrete the contents of your rectal passage into the toilet bowl. Thus resulting in an extravagant display of colours
Dude 1:Dude, I totally made the most impressive Yorkshire Canvas the other day.
Dude 2: Dude, sweet
Dude 1: Dude, totally
Dude 2: Dude, sweet
Dude 1: Dude, totally
by The Dudest Dude, Dude October 17, 2017
The process of using rosemary infused butter as lubricant and performing oral sex on the person after ejaculation.
by Big Roddy Rod August 12, 2023
I want to be Jappy Yorkshire when I grow up.
by HUTAOHAVER! October 12, 2021
by h_isthebestletter24 February 19, 2022
Settle north Yorkshire a place in the middle of the Yorkshire Dale's it is barren wasteland where the majority of its residents think it is the garden of eden but in reality it is just grass there is not a lot of entertaining activities to do but they are some things such as going to booths to play a game with your friends to see how quickly can you loose your money on things that should not cost the amount they are here if you are wondering a dairy milk chocolate bar cost almost £3:00 but the butchers their is very good so a 10/10 store there is also the coop where the cashiers look like they are going to kill themselves but the cashiers will sell you energy drinks even if you are under 16 so it is a magnificent store a rate it 10/10. There are two parks one near booths and one near the local private school the first park is where the youth battle each other to try and attract the opposite sex there to motive behind this is so the can try and mate so they can spread there Gene's but it more like a virus. The second park is where the youth go late at night to drink alcohol such as WKD which disgusts me since I am a Kooparberg man myself there is castleberg Craig where you can see the whole this place is a great place if you want to assassinate someone with a sniper rifle so I rare it 10/10 fun for the whole family
Setle North Yorkshire is the definition of a shithole
by Thoseaccusationsweredeniedinco July 28, 2021