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Your new boyfriend by Wilbur Soot 

Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17

How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned

I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream
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12th October give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day 

Give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day. Show your love even if your young 💞
Guy 1: omg it’s 12th October

Guy 2: it’s national give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day

Guy 1: I’m gonna give her a hug

12th October give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day

Your ex boyfriend 

Is most likely a dick. At first funny, intelligent, interesting. As time passes by, you notice his weird fucking fetishes f.e diapers and wearing tights. Sexy, right. Probably watches anime and tries to be cool on the internet.
wow he's into diapers i'm totally geting wet haha kill me

(thankfully currently your ex boyfriend)

National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day 

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day 

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.
Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

Be Your Bro's Boyfriend Day

An unofficial annual celebration held on November 3rd, where straight men spend 24 hours acting as each other's boyfriends. The day encourages platonic affection, camaraderie, and playful exploration of same-gender relationships, allowing bros to experience a different dynamic without any romantic pressure.
"Dude, it’s November 3rd! Time for Be Your Bro's Boyfriend Day! Let’s hit the town and show some love!"

"On Be Your Bro's Boyfriend Day, we went to brunch, held hands, and watched a rom-com—it was surprisingly fun!"