yo momma so fat when she wore a rain coat I thought she was the sun.
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
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Teacher: Ok, Mark what is the captial city of Jamacia
Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*
Mark:emmm...errr. Yo Momma *laughs happily and hi-5s his friend*
by Liam=] May 4, 2009
