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yesterfar

A very long time ago.
Not today’s world. The world of yesterfar. When Columbus discovered the world was round, when wild berries grew on every street corner, and gentlemen wore monocles…when cavewomen hunted for food while the cave-husband kept watch of the cave-children…you know what I’m talking about.
by mumau August 20, 2008
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Yestertoday

The technical yesterday when you haven't gone to sleep yet. When it's two am, you'd count the evening as part of today since you haven't gone to sleep yet. But you can't do this because it's technically a new day. So yesterday becomes yestertoday until you go to sleep or pass out.
4am at a kebab shop: "I just heard about this place from a friend yestertoday!"
by Solarion January 25, 2010
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Lesterday

Father; Have you seen my phone?

Daughter; Yeah I saw it in the bedroom lesterday.

In this instance she meant over a week.
by Bumbooo January 16, 2014
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Yestergay

An individual that reverts to heterosexuality after a long term of professed homosexuality.
"Did you hear about Steve getting married to a girl??? I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah he was but now he's yestergay."
by lidamo84 April 13, 2009
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Yesterdaddy

The father of the child (or children) of a divorced couple in which the mother has since re-married.
Hey, who is that creepy guy in the minivan that's watching us play softball?
Oh, him? He's just my yesterdaddy. He's just a little depressed since my mom married Biff.
by yesterdaddy June 18, 2009
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yesturday

the way med-students incorrectly spell the word 'yesterday'
"Hey Dima, what did you think of yesturday's physio exam?"
by KittieK February 15, 2010
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Yestergay

A homosexual who decides to spend the rest of their life in an iron closet, claiming they’re “straight now.” But they’re not; they’re gay.
Chester got just got engaged to some girl today. Yesterday, Chester was gay—today, Chester is yestergay.
by Mr. Freetime April 16, 2020
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