When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.
Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.
by Sköl July 18, 2019
Some person on Discord: imma commit a national use windows xp day cya
Discord mod secretly: feeling his sex
Discord mod secretly: feeling his sex
by midasxd October 17, 2021
The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.
(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.
by RUNRUNRUNRUN March 11, 2021
The best operating-system in the history of mankind. If you still use it today, you're cool as f**k!
Peter: Which operating-system do you use?
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!
by Big Brother is watching you! March 11, 2018
An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P
by DerpMcStuffins March 07, 2016
by ItsJustJazzy January 30, 2017
Windows XP is a major release of the Windows NT operating system developed by Microsoft. It is the direct successor to both Windows 2000 for professional users and Windows Me for home users, and was released to manufacturing on August 24, 2001, and later to retail on October 25, 2001.
What is Windows XP?
by windows xp is epic December 23, 2021