Wizzle Pig

When you eat a can of spam and then pee in it, close it up, and put it back on the shelf.

Was my meat wizzle pigged? Can you put wizzle pig on the grocery list?

by Pensyl Creek rookies August 25, 2018

Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!

Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!

Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!
White guy: WTF?
Urbandictionary.com: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
White guy: Oh.

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

Wizzle

To laugh so hard that you pee a little.

I always wizzle when I watch Kate McKinnon on Saturday Night Live.

by Formerly Known As Cheryl February 7, 2024

Bacon Wizzle

Spray on bacon, makes any surface lickabke bacon

Wow, my aunt just got me bacon wizzle for my birthday as a gag gift

by TBGamer Official August 5, 2017

juke-wizzle

The act of physically misdirecting an opponent into confusion.

That player is trying to juke-wizzle me, but he can't shake me.

by Don Trasero December 11, 2014

flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

PHATT c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny

Omg I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd!

by 214B May 18, 2023

Romanian Twissle Wizzle

A fellatio act that has been perfected over centuries in Romania. Its an adaptation of several different techniques, in which the male is in a seated position and the female gymnastically arcs the lower part of her body with her ass more specifically bumhole pointing into the males face.

The techniques include:

A chinese burn hand job working the shaft,

a sprial-like oral mopoofsof her mouth on the tip and mid shaft of the penis.

And the most important aspect during the course of this act she intermittently lefts of poofs of he ass gasses, untill the male climaxes at which point she proceeds to cover his face in chocolate thunder.

That chick gave me the romanian twissle wizzle last-night and besides the clean up, it was worth it

by Bob Johnson 69420 February 26, 2022