Spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) Frau Farbissina, one of Dr Evil's most trusted hench(wo)men. When Dr Evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it's frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads), wants a laser fired, he lets Frau Farbissina give out the order. This order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing button.
Frau Farbissina: "Fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Dennie Hebels January 22, 2009
by JEDi -204- March 15, 2007
The most successful scam perpetrated to laser enthusiasts,but especially commoners who wet their pants when they see a laser burn something.
The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.
All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.
Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.
The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.
Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.
All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.
Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.
The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.
Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
Johnny: I just dropped my entire paycheck on this sweet Pulsar dude!
Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*
Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.
Telight: Its a quality laser
Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*
3 seconds later...
Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*
Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.
Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*
Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.
Telight: Its a quality laser
Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*
3 seconds later...
Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*
Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.
Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
by TeLight April 26, 2009
The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.
Ammo includes but isn't limited to:
- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs
Ammo includes but isn't limited to:
- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs
by NotOriginal December 15, 2008
Noun: Otherwise known as arcane enchanted or arcane needle in popular dungeon crawler Diablo 3, these lasers of hell cause great damage and are sometimes impossible to avoid, leaving the player to question whether stacking toughness instead of dexterity is a smart choice of action.
by Sausageleigh June 19, 2014
A laser piss is when you piss in a straw and connect it to an air compressor. The speed at wich the piss exits the straw is comparable to a laser, thus, laser piss.
by Baab32 November 05, 2013
by BigDiesel69 April 29, 2022