A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.
Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.
by he who wishes to be anonymous August 6, 2023
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by BossToss November 24, 2021
Get the Wingman mug.When your friend or another person says something that gives you the idea or opportunity to make a good joke without it being pre-planned.
Dude 1: Thanks bro for that sweet set up, you're a sweet joke wingman.
Dude 2: No worries, it's all natural.
Dude 2: No worries, it's all natural.
by TheFantumMenice July 8, 2014
Get the Joke Wingman mug.Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
by Mr. Spring August 23, 2012
Get the ex-wingman mug.Very unhygienic, lives in his parents garage which he calls the “man cave.” What a lame.
Hasn’t showered in months, and that shirt he’s wearing is surely a week old now.
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Hasn’t showered in months, and that shirt he’s wearing is surely a week old now.
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Wingman go take a shower!
by TheDaintTaint July 30, 2021
Get the Wingman mug.For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.
He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!
When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!
He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!
When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!
Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?
Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman
Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman
by Jacstar March 11, 2019
Get the Fucking wingman mug.In a situation where two people are at a cook out, and both are going towards the grill. One of them is generous enough to pass up the last steak, burger,bratwurst or some other delicious meat product and takes the grilled chicken so the other person can enjoy the steak etc.
John:" to bad there is only one New York strip left, and I really don't want that chicken thigh "
James: " don't worry bruh, I'll take the chicken"
John: " really,thanks, talk bout a chicken wingman"
James: " don't worry bruh, I'll take the chicken"
John: " really,thanks, talk bout a chicken wingman"
by Jccc exxxcelz July 29, 2013
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