by This is the g May 22, 2021
Get the Willmug. Big dick energy with a three inch shlong. Has a girlfriend whos way too hot for him. President of the SGA but does nothing with his time. Type of guy who accidentally takes edibles
by user69696966996696969 May 29, 2021
Get the Willmug. Can come off as an asshole but is a sweetheart deep down. The quintessential bad boy who never learned to grow out of this stage. Has abrasive opinions that turn people off, but then jokes around like a puppy dog trying to get people to like him. His go to joke is something involving farts. Really he just wants someone to love him in all his immature glory. Will’s can almost always be found snorting lines off strippers asses, or showing off pictures of the strippers asses to his friends. Those are his main hobbies. However if he does find a girlfriend he makes sure to treat her right when he takes her to his bar. Will do his best to pamper her. Never get in an argument with a Will because its like arguing with a child. Will be defensive and deflective, but will come back around later with his tail between his legs and try to make it up. To make a Will happy just give him all your love, appreciation, and orifices. He needs head ten times a day or he gets cranky and takes it out on others. He is the Trump supporter with a big heart. He is the kind of friend you roll your eyes at but can’t help but love.
by Gabtron3000 September 28, 2019
Get the Willmug. The coolest person I ever met. He likes to go all the way up the slide just to jump back down again. He'll make your day by blowing dandelions in your bullies face and he will go get you desert when you ask him to. He is just a cool guy all around and sometimes you might even find he is interesting to talk to! He also has really fair skin. His hair is a beautiful brunette color that girls would die for. It is soft and wavy, but not too long. OMG!! You just sink into his eyes whenever he looks at you. They are so expressive, you can feel his emotions just pouring through you when you look at him. And he has a lean tall figure, not too much muscle, but not too little either! Just know that when you meet a Will, never doubt his word, because when he says something will happen, it will happen.
How are you Will?
by piersquared May 27, 2019
Get the Willmug. Will is accepted as the formal word will but if used in Shakespeare, it is used to signify sexual genitalia.
In Sonnet 135, Shakespeare is using his name Will and the slang of Will to denote sexual organs.
And “Will” to boot, and “Will” in overplus; More than enough am I that vex thee still, To thy sweet will making addition thus.
And “Will” to boot, and “Will” in overplus; More than enough am I that vex thee still, To thy sweet will making addition thus.
by ShakespeareSexJokes August 29, 2018
Get the Willmug. 
Get the Willmug.