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"Gee, I wonder what Will posted today"
"Oh wait. . ."
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Will is accepted as the formal word will but if used in Shakespeare, it is used to signify sexual genitalia.
In Sonnet 135, Shakespeare is using his name Will and the slang of Will to denote sexual organs.

And “Will” to boot, and “Will” in overplus; More than enough am I that vex thee still, To thy sweet will making addition thus.
by ShakespeareSexJokes August 29, 2018
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A man (typically single) whose sleeping schedule severely impedes his ability to make high quality DJ mixes. Generally, Will is known for living off his wealthy parents money while using Uber Eats to fund his marijuana use and the occasional 18-rack Henry Weinhards. Will uses an extensive vocabulary, Reddit, and a 1/4 of a college degree to preach about subjects he generally doesn't have a clue about. Will can be a fun guy to hang out with, however most of the time you are with him you can't stop thinking about punching him directly in the mouth.
"I met with this man named Will from tinder. He tried to eat my ass and then lectured me on how beneficial it would be to drive him to Seattle for some shitty drum and bass concert."
by wakaflockabowbow June 25, 2019
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Bluish green eyes, dirty blonde hair,average height, he is ripped and could bite you in half, very nice, friendly, but shy. Extremely cute boy, but doesn’t know it. He is sad all the time for reasons man can barely explain, but other people don’t see him sad because he is busy making them happy. Good sense of humor. Hides his sadness in some type of extreme sport like motocross. He doesn’t date very many girls because of complicated circumstances, but would make the best boyfriend. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone. He doesn’t want the constant anger and sadness to come back. Probably went to counseling at a younger age so that he wouldn’t be angry at family. Kisses better than you wish he could. Can hug a demon out of you.
That guy is sexy

Yeah I heard he was a Will
by WillSnider6/30/19 11:29 June 30, 2019
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My parents have their will set up and I don’t get anything from it
by jeanswiththeapplebottom July 25, 2019
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Will is such a fag that he probably works at Maccas. He doesn't know how to play basketball at all. Will is homosexual and a white cracker. He is bad at videogames and always tries to get with the girls. He does, however, have the largest booty in the lands. He meat legs make me boner check myself all the time.
Me: Hey will

Will: *takes cock and balls out of his mouth* hey

Me: You're gay

Will: *Puts dick back in mouth*
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Someone who has this name is either really fucking hot or an ugly bitch if he be real hot then guy or girl finna top him off also if this homeboy dates a ginger then he a brave bitch
by Reeeechickentendies November 17, 2019
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